Hypno-Therapy A woman tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" "Margie referred me to a hypnotist," she replies. "He told me to stand in fr...

Where Nagging Gets You For weeks, Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been nagging him to paint the toilet seat. He finally got around to it while Lucy was out. She returned while he was cleaning his brushes, got undressed to take a shower and then sat on the commode. When she tried to stand, the epoxy paint...

As you know, Klementine had a water pump and radiator replacement, as well as a complete flush about a year ago. Well, since then, I've been plagued by a persistent leak that was not readily apparent. I had taken her to Manny, Moe & Jack's to get the work done because: 1. I lacked the tools. 2. ...

Aussie Humor An Aboriginal elder, sat in his humpy eyeing two government officials sent to interview him. One official said to him, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done." Th...

I could definitely do with a visit to Timmy's (or, barring that, a care package! :whistle: ) Yes, I know where BC is, as well as Lethbridge and Calgary and Saskatoon ... I even know where NWT are (is?) and that new one, Nunavut. But it all comes from being raised in Montana, where the border between...

If he said Guelph, ON, I'd know where that is; but is it necessary to say Guelph, ON, Canada????

Welcome to our addiction, er, home, Bandit.

Now, a question for our northern neighbours --- WHY, pray tell, do Canadians feel it necessary to add Canada after their province? Do we 'Mericans add USA after our states?

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Where did I come from? One day, a little boy asked his father, "Daddy, where did I come from?" "Ah, my son, I guess you'll need to find out one day anyway," said the father. "Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat-room online. Then I set up a date via e-...

SUNBURN TREATMENT A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and ...